May 2013
lohanthony:
beyonce doesn’t have a thigh gap so why should you
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
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sounds like when I’m looking on youtube for johnlock fanarts….
(lol here!)
spookypepper:
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
nerdbirdistheword:
8r8kh34ds:
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
SLAPS
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
You are the future I want to see.
blein:
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
HELLO 911 MY WIFI IS NOT WORKING
foxnewsofficial:
scuba-steve-damn-you:
foxnewsofficial:
SEND EVERYONE YOU KNOW A MORNING TEXT. WEAR A BOWTIE TODAY. HIGH FIVE STRANGERS. GIVE AWAY LOLLIPOPS. COMPLIMENT PEOPLE. STEAL A CHILD.
i’ve already done one of those and now he won’t stop crying and it’s annoying
must have been an aggressive high five
